- Where is he? Oh, you know, just at his full-grown buddy's house.
- His buddy has a ball pit?! Duh. What else are you going to do with an empty basement?
- Does he have children? Nah, he is just young at heart.
- Umm, what about making a bar in the basement instead? Don't you worry, there is also a fully stocked bar. Like fully stocked. And a personal movie theater.
- Ok, back to the ball pit, how deep is it? About 4 feet. You could lose a small child in there. Luckily, this is a bachelor pad, so there will be no children lost in the sea of plastic, colorful balls.
- Can I visit this house?! I'll have to get back to you on this one, but I have a hunch that he wouldn't turn away any good-lookin' ladies.
Any other unanswered questions?