To improve his bite! [insert wailing laughter here]
In honor of my dear friend, Erin, I'm going to share a few Halloween jokes to get you into the ghoulish season. Erin is a BIG fan of (corny) seasonal or holiday jokes since she works with little ones. I have many memories of her sharing Halloween, Christmas or Valentine's jokes and then quickly snickering after delivery. It makes me smile. Straubs, feel free to use these for your classroom!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves!
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray!
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with!
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure!
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation!
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Sidenote: There are a lot of vampire jokes out there. Twilight really has done a number on our thinking these days.