Solve for X:
X = Sailing + friends + beautiful, warm summer evening + Autumn's birthday + a pirate hat + birthday hats + beer + chips + Trophy cupcakes + dodging ducks + tying up with all the other boats after the race - girl on opposing boat with no pants on
So what do you think? I'll give it a stab.
X = amazinglyradicalawesomeperfection
Any math teachers out there wanna verify my answer?
(Joe's theme for the night was "the sun never goes down on cool," as you can tell with his shades still on after dark)