I just remembered this awesome interaction between my former roomie, Holden, and a stranger. I don't know why it's taken it this long to share with you all. Here is his "note" from facebook:
Last night I was sitting in my Legal and Regulatory class minding my own business and struggling to pay attention when all of a sudden I receive a text from a number I've never seen before. Here is what ensues:
Breanna: Hey its breanna. You have been calling or texting my old number. I am coming to your shower! [smiley emoticon]
Holden: You must be mistaken. I'm not having a shower.
B: Who is this lol.
H: Who the hell is this? Why wasn't I invited to this shower?
B: Who is this? You were texting my old phone.
H: That's completely unture. You're a liar.
B: Okay whatever
(Erika note: This is when Holden decides to make the most of this situation)
H: Just kidding with you. I'll see you at the shower. [smiley emoticon]
B: So rude! Thought you were serious
H: Haha, can't wait to see you [kissy emoticon]
B: I Know! Its gonna be fun
H: The baby is going to be beautiful
B: I Know! I cant wait to see her. Ill be a free baby sitter anytime!
H: You might need to breast feed her too
B: Ha ha ha when your done breast feeding her
H: I'm seriously looking for a surrogate breast feeder. Interviews will be tomorrow.
B: Oh whatever
H: Anyways, love ya and see you soon. Ta ta.
I have no idea who the hell this Breanna is. I guess she'll be showing up unannounced to a baby shower though...
[Update: tonight!]B: Hey what time is your baby shower? Cuz I just remembered i have to work saturday three to nine [sad emoticon]
H: Hey sweety pie. It's at three [sad emoticon]. That's too bad [sad emoticon]. Let's lunch this week.
B: That sucks! I wanted to go! Ill still spoil the baby. Tho lol
H: The baby can't wait to meet her godmother!!! [smiley emoticon]
B: Who is her god mother
H: You!! [smiley emoticon]
B: Are you serious
H: I couldn't wait to tell you [kissey emoticon]
B: You being dead serious
H: It was between you and sarah. You win!!
(Erika note: I suggested he say Sarah! Who doesn't have a friend named Sarah?!)
B: Who is sara
H: My cousin, silly!
B: This is not even bri nice try. I just her number from my friend. Who ever this is grow up.
H: You're silly [kissey emoticon]