If we were in a game of bumper cars...

I would win.

And this is why:

Like a rock.

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For the time being, I am driving this mammoth truck through the city streets. I've seen many people doing a double-take of me... probably expecting to see a burly man controlling such a piece of machinery. But no, Petes McGee is proudly at the wheel.

I love big trucks. But I also like fuel-efficient vehicles. Quite a conundrum.